| Wednesday, April 12th, 2006 |
| 11:04 pm |
Get Into It
Swordmetal is metal that doesn't suck and meets the following requirements. There must be guitar solos, preferably long awesome ones. The songs must be about: Swords, Battles, Fighting, Dragons, Wizards, Demons, Knights, Kings, Magic, Sorcery, Hellfire, Steel, Metal, War, Killing Servants, Storms, Lightning, Drinking Ale, Spilling Blood, Hammers, things like this. The most important requirement to turn an ordinary song into a sword metal masterpiece is that it has to sound EPIC! The type of song you would want to listen to if you were running across a battlefield swinging your warhammer, or standing face to face with a huge dragon about to gouge it's eye out with your torch. The following bands should have been on the LOTR sound track: Avantasia -- http://www.tobiassammet.com/ Black Majesty -- http://www.blackmajesty.com/Symphony X -- http://www.symphonyx.com/ (They have a 24 minute song which is pretty sexy) DragonForce -- http://www.dragonforce.com/ Current Mood: Fighting orcs and giant trolls |
| Sunday, March 5th, 2006 |
| 5:15 pm |
copy and paste
SUPPOSEDLY if you've seen over 70 movies, you have no life. Mark the ones you've seen. There are 203 movies on this list. Put your score in header and repost: (x) Rocky Horror Picture Show (x) Grease (x) Pirates of the Caribbean (x) Boondock Saints ( ) The Mexican (x) Fight Club (x) Starsky and Hutch (x) Neverending Story ( ) Blazing Saddles (x) Airplane Total: 8 ( ) The Princess Bride ( ) Young Frankenstien (x) AnchorMan: The Legend of Ron Burgandy (x) Napoleon Dynamite ( ) Labyrinth (x) Saw (x) Saw II ( ) White Noise ( ) White Oleander (x) Anger Management (x) 50 First Dates (x) Jason X ( ) Mona Lisa Smile Total: 7 (x) Scream (x) Scream 2 (x) Scream 3 (x) Scary Movie ( ) Scary Movie 2 ( ) Scary Movie 3 (x) American Pie (x) American Pie 2 (x) American Wedding Total: 7 (x) Harry Potter (x) Harry Potter 2 ( ) Harry Potter 3 ( ) Harry Potter 4 (x)Resident Evil I (x)Resident Evil 2 (x) The Wedding Singer ( ) Little Black Book (x) The Village (x) Donnie Darko (x) Lilo & Stitch. ( ) Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch has a Glitch Total: 8 (x) Finding Nemo ( ) Finding Neverland (x) Signs ( ) The Grinch (Jim Carrey) ( ) Texas Chainsaw Massacre ( ) White Chicks ( ) Butterfly Effect (x) Thirteen Going on 30 ( ) I, Robot ( ) Dead man walking (x) Sister Act 1 (x) Sister Act 2 Total: 5 (x) Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (x) Universal Soldier ( ) A Series Of Unfortunate Events (x) Along Came Polly (x) Deep Impact (x) KingPin (x) Never Been Kissed (x) Meet The Parents ( ) Meet the Fockers ( ) Eight Crazy Nights (x) Joe Dirt Total: 8 ( ) A Cinderella Story (x) the Terminal ( ) the Lizzie McGuire Movie ( ) Passport to Paris (x) Dumb & Dumber (x) Dumb & Dumberer (x) Final Destination ( ) Final Destination 2 (x) Halloween (x) The Ring ( ) The10 total: 6 (x) Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle ( ) Practical Magic ( )Chicago ( ) Ghost Ship ( ) From Hell (x) Hellboy ( ) Secret Window (x) I Am Sam (x) The Whole Nine Yards ( ) Girl, interupted Total: 4 (x) The Day After Tomorrow (x) Child's Play (x) Bride of Chucky (x) Ten Things I Hate About You ( ) Just Married ( ) Gothika (x) Nightmare on Elm Street (x) Sixteen Candles ( ) Remember the Titans ( ) Coach Carter (x) Bad Boys Total: 7 (x) Bad Boys 2 ( ) Joy Ride (x) Se7en (x) Ocean's Eleven (x) Ocean's Twelve (x) Identity ( ) Lone Star (x) Bedazzled (x) Predator I (x) Predator II TOTAL: 8 (x) Independence Day (x) Cujo ( ) A Bronx Tale (x) Darkness Falls ( ) Christine (x) ET ( ) Children of the Corn ( ) My Boss' daughter (x) Maid in Manhattan ( ) Frailty Total: 5 ( ) Best Bet (x) How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days (X) She's All That (x) Calendar Girls ( ) Sideways (x) Mars Attacks (x) Event Horizon ( ) Ever After (x) Forrest Gump (x) Big Trouble in Little China Total: 7 (x)x-men (x)x-men2 (x) Spider-Man (x) Spider-Man 2 ( ) Sky High (x) Jeepers Creepers ( ) Jeepers Creepers 2 (x) Catch Me If You Can (x) The Others (x) Freaky Friday (x) Reign of Fire (x) Cruel Intentions ( ) Cruel Intentions 2 ( ) The Hot Chick Total: 10 ( ) Swimfan ( ) Miracle (x)Old School ( )The Notebook (x) K-Pax (x)Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (x)Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (x)Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (x) A Walk to Remember ( ) Boogey Man Total: 6 (x)Hitch (x) The Fifth Element (x)Star Wars Episode I The Phantom Menace (x) Star Wars Episode II Attack of The Clones (x) Star Wars Episode III Revenge of The Sith (x)Star Wars Episode IV A New Hope (x)star Wars Episode V The Empire Strikes Back (x)Star Wars Episode VI Return of The Jedi (x)Troop Beverly Hills ( ) Swimming with Sharks Total: 9 (x) Air Force One (x) For Richer or Poorer (x) Trainspotting ( ) People Under the Stairs...... ( ) Blue Velvet ( ) Sound of Music ( ) Parent Trap (x) Parent Trap Re-make (x) The Birds (x) The Terminator (x) Terminator-2 (x) T-3 Total: 8 (x) Empire Records (x) SLC Punk ( ) Meet Joe Black ( ) Nightmare Before Christmas (x) The Silence of the Lambs ( ) Sleepy Hollow (x) I Heart Huckabees ( ) 24 Hour Party People ( ) Blood In Blood Out Total: 4 ( )Thirteen ( ) Manic (x) American History X (x) Deep Blue Sea (x) George of the Jungle (x) Canadian Bacon ( ) Big Black Titties ( ) How High (x) The Jackel ( ) My Little Ponys Grand Adventure 2 Total: 5 ( )Rent ( )Taxi (x)Legally Blonde (x)Legally Blonde 2 (x)Manchurian Candidate (x)Schindler's List (x)Spaceballs (x)Shanghai Noon (x)Shanghai Knights Total: 7 grand total: 128 |
| Saturday, February 25th, 2006 |
| 3:51 pm |
i had to go to satan's asshole today. i was hoping there would be somebody hiding in a bush to jump out and punch me in that face so waiting in line wouldn't be so bad, but there wasn't. It took 9 seconds. |
| Thursday, February 23rd, 2006 |
| 10:21 pm |
New Brain
last night some dude(s) siphoned the gas out of my dads pick'em up truck and a little out of the gallant and one of our neighbors said someone whet rifling through the tool box in their truck so i'm even more paranoid and shit. I bought locking gas caps for the cars and thoughts of buying a gun have been in my head. "that way Colin and I can hang out and be mountain men and stuff." I haven't been to the gym in a few days datte... watashi wa chyotto byoki da and because i want'em 2 git bitter 4 dis submission tour-naw-mint on the 4th which i'm pretty stoked for. Work sucks and not having work sucks too. Current Mood:  cynical |
| Monday, January 30th, 2006 |
| 9:20 pm |
When I go to the gym I have to walk past this building where this group of shitty mexicans and trashy white dudes hang out and I get scared. And when I ride the max there are tons of shitty guys and gals. It is neat. |
| Wednesday, December 28th, 2005 |
| 9:06 pm |
Bummed-I won't be able to go to J-pan because for a couple reasons. Stoked-I joined a bad azz Jim. Driving still sucks and my chronicles hurt. |
| Thursday, December 15th, 2005 |
| 2:01 pm |
Sorry Ripsaw
I had this sweet dream last night that i was flying in a plane then Armageddon happened. The plane started going down hard into some body of water really fast and hard. Me being the nice dude that I am pushed everybody out of the way so I could be the first person to open the door and get out. I helped everybody out though. Then aliens abducted tons of people, War of the WOrlds style. Those bastard aliens put 15-20 people into prison cells. Then the tragic part was that they separated everybody into two teams, red and blue, and made us fight to the death. the first team to kill every member on the opposite team would be returned to earth. I was on the blue team with Ripsaw, but he went crazy and started killing a bunch of people on the blue team so I had to kill ripsaw. then my stupid cat woke me up. fucking cat. a couple of nights a ago i had another sweet dream that i was lost and my super cute japanese tutor came looking for me and my cat woke me up. In conclusion, don't be on Ripsaws team when aliens force you to fight to the death, and cats suck. Current Mood: accomplished |
| Monday, November 7th, 2005 |
| 6:55 am |
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| Sunday, October 30th, 2005 |
| 12:23 pm |
Update
*I want to choke out two people in my class *I went to a Halloween party last night. I showed up at 8 and hung out. We watched a movie. I left after the movie because I was super tired. I got in my car and it was only 11:45 LOL! *Need a hair cut *Walked-in on my take taking a sit down pee the other night around 3something a.m. Current Mood:  sick |
| Sunday, October 2nd, 2005 |
| 9:03 pm |
I'll be spending my summer in Japan this year. I'm assuming that I'll either be the foreign student that is popular, or the one that only hangs out with the host family. Current Mood:  tired |
| Thursday, September 15th, 2005 |
| 2:55 am |
comment on this entry. Current Mood:  thankful |
| Thursday, September 8th, 2005 |
| 4:15 pm |
The Stuff I Should Have Gotten In Trouble For At Work
*Possession of a firearm or other weapon on company premises including parking lots and adjoining areas. *Falsification or material misrepresentation of information on the application for employment, payroll information, reporting of time worked or making omissions on such records. *Deliberate waste of food and/or beverage products; including discounting or giving products away to friends, guests or Team Members without prior management approval. *Theft, attempted theft or unauthorized removal of a guests', Team Members', or company property. *Malicious and/or deliberate destruction of company equipment or property. *No call/No show for two shifts. Current Mood: happy |
| Tuesday, September 6th, 2005 |
| 10:24 am |
fuck balls
i had a dream last night that i had to go to hike school today. i was bummed. |
| Friday, September 2nd, 2005 |
| 6:16 pm |
stupid my sisters friends. whenever they come over they park in the driveway. Every time they do that I tell them i'm going to kill them then i make the slashing motions and yelling. |
| Tuesday, August 30th, 2005 |
| 1:22 am |
i win
so there's this one lifer at work that always gives me shit. everytime he says something dumb i say something back then he'll says one of a million of these really shitty comebacks i.e. "if i wanted any lip i'd pull down your pants" I had to close tonight, so i was doing my closing work and found his hat that he left in the back room. i took it and hid it under my shirt, went to the bathroom, and rubbed my sweaty ass all over the inside of his hat. |
| Friday, August 19th, 2005 |
| 1:22 am |
fucking bummed
grandpa freeman came into red robin last night while i was working so i couldn't yell at him, fuck. |
| Thursday, August 18th, 2005 |
| 12:58 am |
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| Wednesday, August 17th, 2005 |
| 12:39 pm |
so LA turned into a two day trip in Canada. It was fun. September is going to kick so much ass. Watch out for the samquanch. |
| Thursday, August 11th, 2005 |
| 2:01 am |
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| Wednesday, August 10th, 2005 |
| 11:31 am |
ching chong chong
free mp3's kick ass. The next time anybody goes to the red robin by the mall, try to get Jody(a dude named jody) or Mike as your servers. they are by far the cheesiest dudes ever. |
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